$STONK launching soon on Robinhood ChainWeekly ranks pay tokenized stocksPre-launch characters are free

Play an MMO. Get paid in $NVDA

Stonkia is a pixel MMO on Robinhood Chain. Every week the top XP grinders claim tokenized stocks.

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Week ranks close Monday 00:00 UTC
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Penny StockDividend Fund tier
Launch soon$STONK contract

How a week
in Stonkia goes

Five moves, Monday to Monday. The server runs every roll, so the only way up the ranks is to play.

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Connect

Sign in with your wallet. No email, no password. Characters made before launch are free and keep the Founder badge.

1

Grind

Chop, mine, fish, cook, smith and fight. Six skills cap at 99. The Job Board posts three new jobs every day.

2

Trade

List gear on the Order Book. Sellers keep 96%. After launch, gold and items also trade for $STONK.

3

Risk it

The Bear Market holds gold ore, Tax Trolls and Ursa the Crash King. It's open PvP. Die there and your bag drops in a tombstone.

4

Get paid

Monday 00:00 UTC the ranks close. The top grinders claim tokenized stocks from the reward vault.

5

Every trade feeds
the payout

$STONK charges 3% on each trade. 2% lands in the Dividend Fund, which buys tokenized stocks for the reward vault. The other 1% splits between liquidity and operations.

  1. 3%tax on every $STONK trade
  2. 2%to the Dividend Fund
  3. HOOD · NVDA · AAPLbought as stock tokens
  4. Top ranksclaim from the vault each Monday

Five realms. One character.

Meet the desk on Main Street

Vera the Custodian, pixel portrait
Vera the Custodian

Runs the Custody Bank. Anything you store with her survives a death anywhere, and she handles $STONK withdrawals.

Otto the Broker, pixel portrait
Otto the Broker

Sells tools, blades, armor and companions for gold. Pays 60% when you sell to him, so the Order Book usually wins.

Madame Ticker, pixel portrait
Madame Ticker

Reads the $STONK chart in her crystal ball and keeps the weekly ranks. Ask her who gets paid this week.

Gold stays in the game.
$STONK goes on-chain.

Gold

You earn it in the game and spend it in the game. It never touches the chain. Shops, the gold wheel and player trades run on it.

Launch soon

$STONK

1,000,000,000 fixed supply on Robinhood Chain. It settles the Order Book, spins the Options Wheel and cashes out to your wallet.

4%

Order Book fee

2% burned, 2% to the Dividend Fund. Sellers keep 96%.

50/50

Options Wheel

Each $STONK spin burns half and sends half to the fund.

2,500

$STONK burned per new trader

From launch day, each new character burns the entry fee straight to the dead address. Watch the burns.

Paid in
stock tokens

Real tokenized equities
Rewards are stock tokens on Robinhood Chain, held in an on-chain vault.
Signed claims
When the week closes, the server signs a claim for each paid rank. You submit it from your wallet.
Funded by volume
More $STONK trading means a bigger pot and a higher tier next week.
Server-side rolls
The server computes every timer, hit and drop. Bots get banned. XP is the only ranking.

Stock token rewards follow each token's holder rules on Robinhood Chain. If your wallet can't hold one, that reward pays in $STONK.

Bulls or Bears?

Pick a side for the week. Your XP scores for it, boss kills add 25,000 and PvP kills add 10,000. Take down the other side in the Bear Market and it counts double.

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Scores reset every Monday 00:00 UTC.

Questions

Do I need a wallet to play?

Yes. Your wallet is your account, and login is a free signature, never a transaction. Robinhood Wallet, MetaMask, Rabby, Coinbase Wallet and other EVM wallets work. The site adds Robinhood Chain for you.

Do I have to buy anything?

Not before launch: pre-launch characters are free. After launch a new character burns 2,500 $STONK once. Everything else in the game runs on gold you earn. You only need $STONK to trade for it on the Order Book, spin with it or cash out.

What is the 3% tax?

Every $STONK trade pays 3%: 2% to the Dividend Fund, which buys tokenized stocks for the reward vault, 0.5% to liquidity and 0.5% to operations.

Is Robinhood running this?

No. Stonkia is an independent game on Robinhood Chain, the public L2. Robinhood Markets does not run, endorse or operate it.

Where does my $STONK go when I buy on the Order Book?

96% goes to the seller. Of the 4% fee, half is burned on-chain and half goes to the Dividend Fund. Deposits and withdrawals are on-chain transfers.

Can I lose items?

Only in the Bear Market and the Dark Pool. Safe realms never drop loot, and your bank is safe everywhere.

How are weekly winners picked?

Total XP gained in the UTC week across all skills. The Dividend Fund tier sets how many ranks get paid: 5 at Penny Stock, 15 at Mid Cap, 30 at Large Cap, 60 at Mega Cap.

When does $STONK launch?

Soon. The contract address goes up here and on X the moment it's live. Until then, every contract slot on this site reads "launch soon". Ignore any address you see elsewhere.

Main Street is open.

Pre-launch characters are free and keep the Founder badge for good.